2022-07-28 00:46 来源: 书君话
Thief a: count how much money you robbed today? Thief B: No, just read the newspaper tomorrow.
The upper part of love is from abnormal changes, and the lower part is from abnormal states.
In life, many people are a dish - sauerkraut fish, which is sour and delicious. The key is to be redundant!
两岁的儿子抓屎吃 ， 我看了上去就是两巴掌“洗手了吗 你就吃？”
My two-year-old son grabbed shit and ate it. I looked like two slaps. "Did you wash your hands and eat it?"
Look, the rainbow that day despises me because I am more brilliant than it.
我不敢睡觉 我怕我睡着了 世界上就多了一位睡美人
I dare not sleep. I'm afraid there will be a sleeping beauty in the world when I fall asleep
One day Wukong saw Tang hate drinking tea and asked, "master, what kind of tea do you drink?" Tang hate replied, "slimming tea" Wukong: "you are so slim, do you want to lose weight?" Tang hate said: "a catty is a catty. It's never cheap for those goblins."
The furthest distance in the world is from Monday to Friday.
The study found that sleeping at night and putting the mobile phone next to the pillow will produce a lot of radiation, which will lead people to pick up the mobile phone and play until midnight.
The older a woman is, the more difficult it is to find a partner, not because she is less attractive, but because she is more difficult to cheat.
Work is like instant noodles, with twists and turns and three minutes of heat. The key is to increase the quantity without increasing the price.
It's all right after falling so many times. Later, I think it's my height that saved it.
多撮合撮合班里的男女同学，这样将来能省一半的 份 子钱。
Match up more boys and girls in the class, so that you can save half of your money in the future.