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适合发说说的沙雕文案,搞笑逗趣,招人喜欢!

作者: 傲然文学网 发布时间: 2022年08月09日 22:49:15

原创 适合发说说的沙雕文案,搞笑逗趣,招人喜欢!

2022-07-28 00:46 来源: 书君话

原标题:适合发说说的沙雕文案,搞笑逗趣,招人喜欢!

贼甲:快数数今天一共抢了多少钱? 贼乙:不用,明天看看报纸就知道了。

Thief a: count how much money you robbed today? Thief B: No, just read the newspaper tomorrow.

恋爱的恋,上半部分取自变态的变,下半部分取自变态的态。

The upper part of love is from abnormal changes, and the lower part is from abnormal states.

适合发说说的沙雕文案,搞笑逗趣,招人喜欢!

生活中很多人都是一道菜——酸菜鱼,又酸又菜,关键是还多余!

In life, many people are a dish - sauerkraut fish, which is sour and delicious. The key is to be redundant!

两岁的儿子抓屎吃 , 我看了上去就是两巴掌“洗手了吗 你就吃?”

My two-year-old son grabbed shit and ate it. I looked like two slaps. "Did you wash your hands and eat it?"

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看,那天边的彩虹在鄙视我,因为我比它更灿烂。

Look, the rainbow that day despises me because I am more brilliant than it.

我不敢睡觉 我怕我睡着了 世界上就多了一位睡美人

I dare not sleep. I'm afraid there will be a sleeping beauty in the world when I fall asleep

适合发说说的沙雕文案,搞笑逗趣,招人喜欢!

一天悟空看见唐憎在喝茶,就问:“师傅,喝什么茶啊?”唐憎回答道:“减肥茶”悟空:“您这么苗条还要减肥?”唐憎道:“减一斤是一斤,绝不便宜那些妖精”

One day Wukong saw Tang hate drinking tea and asked, "master, what kind of tea do you drink?" Tang hate replied, "slimming tea" Wukong: "you are so slim, do you want to lose weight?" Tang hate said: "a catty is a catty. It's never cheap for those goblins."

世界上最遥远的距离,就是星期一到星期五。

The furthest distance in the world is from Monday to Friday.

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研究发现,晚上睡觉,把手机放在枕头边会产生大量的辐射,这种辐射会导致人情不自禁地拿起手机玩到半夜。

The study found that sleeping at night and putting the mobile phone next to the pillow will produce a lot of radiation, which will lead people to pick up the mobile phone and play until midnight.

女人年纪越大越难找对象,不是因为年纪越大越没魅力,而是因为年纪越大越不好骗。

The older a woman is, the more difficult it is to find a partner, not because she is less attractive, but because she is more difficult to cheat.

适合发说说的沙雕文案,搞笑逗趣,招人喜欢!

问:你知道胖子最厉害的本领是什么吗?答:把校裤硬生生穿成牛仔裤。

工作就像方便面,曲曲折折,三分钟热度,关键是加量不加价。

Work is like instant noodles, with twists and turns and three minutes of heat. The key is to increase the quantity without increasing the price.

手机摔了这么多次都没事,后来想想,还是我的身高救了它。

It's all right after falling so many times. Later, I think it's my height that saved it.

适合发说说的沙雕文案,搞笑逗趣,招人喜欢!

多撮合撮合班里的男女同学,这样将来能省一半的 份 子钱。

Match up more boys and girls in the class, so that you can save half of your money in the future.

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不过,宝宝能不能长个子长得快,最关键的因素其实不在蔬菜,虽然小南很建议宝宝(还有爸妈们)多吃新鲜蔬菜,
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